Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Ok, this has got to be the stupidest holiday ever.
So… in that vein I’d like to propose the following *NEW* holidays to be observed in 2008!
January 24th – Brutal Honesty Day
April 24th – Send Hawk Money Day
May 11th – Pee Outside Day
July 5th – Count Your Fingers Day
October 3rd – Smell Like an Onion Day
November 17th – Fart When You Want to Day
December 1st – Dress Like Elvis Day
Hawk (Really looking forward to April!)