What day is it?!
It was just Thanksgiving, I swear! I can still taste the cranberry sauce. I think there’s some leftovers in the fridge as well. I just looked at the calendar…
Who the hell sped up time? Less than two weeks to Christmas?! No! No, no, no, definitely not! It’s still in the 80’s out there and I don’t live in Australia! It’s not almost Christmas. It can’t be!
Hawk (wow time flies when you get old…)