Hey, I almost died…
Goddamn! Asthma attacks, not fun! One second I’m fine the next I sound like some creature from the black lagoon… Spent a good 10 minutes looking at the phone, gasping, wheezing and fighting for every partial lung full of air and wondering if I should call 911 and if I’d have the strength to get to the cell phone across the room and actually dial it.
But I didn’t die, dial 911 or make it to the cell phone. Still hurts a little, two days later. Anyone got a painkiller or twenty?