Wait, what?

I often fall asleep with the TV or stereo on, it gives me something to hypnotize myself to sleep with. The other day I was watching a late night re-airing of a ball game on ESPN and the white noise the crowd generates lulled me asleep. I awoke some time later with some sports news show playing and heard the following:

“…because of his length (strength?) and gentle touch around the rim…”

I dozed back off but then snapped awake, what the hell had I just heard?

I still don’t know…

Hawk (having sports nightmares now…)

One Response to “Wait, what?”

  1. Chilly says:

    Ooooo! Dirty…

    Sexy….

    Disturbing. o_O

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