“It was 2 AM and a car drove into my house. I called my agent and she came right away to get the car towed away and to get someone to board up the hole in the house.”
“After the hurricane my insurance agent brought me ice to keep my insulin cold so I wouldn’t die.”
Do these people actually exist? The commercials claim they’re real stories. I don’t think our agent even knows if we’re alive or not. The last time I called him to discuss the vandalism done to our house (see below) his secretary told me “Oh, you just need to call the claims line…I don’t have the number, check your bill.” In 2004 after being hit by two hurricanes he never came out, never called. He certainly didn’t bring us ice or show up at 2 AM.
Why the hell do I HAVE an insurance agent?