A conversation I had today….
dramatis personae –
(TM): Hi, my name is Joseph and I’m calling on behalf of [some company I can’t remember] and I was wondering if you had a few minutes to complete a survey.
(Me): Can’t help you.
(TM): You what?
(Me): I can’t help you. I’m not allowed to have opinions.
(TM): You’re what? Who told you you couldn’t have opinions?
(Me): The judge, he said I couldn’t have any opinions!
(TM): So… is there perhaps anyone else there I could conduct my survey with?
(Me): Nope, they’re all dead, THEY had opinions!
(Me): aww, he hung up….
Hawk (LOVES to mess with telemarketers)