I rush into the bathroom… Well, as ‘rush’ as I can with my cane, and I *freeze*. It’s one of those rare occasions when both ends require relief and both want it NOW.

Do I poop first? Do I pee first? Ladies, you don’t know how good you got it that you can accomplish both tasks sitting down.

If I pee first I may poop and if I poop first I just might pee all over the place.

Welcome to the panic that is my life. Aren’t you glad you’re reading this?

Do I poop first? Do I pee first? Damn decisions!

Hawk (pee’d first)


  1. Chilly

    Yes, TMI.

    (But curiosity eats at my mind. You can’t do both when you sit?)

  2. Hawk (Post author)

    Nope, I can’t.


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