TMI?

I rush into the bathroom… Well, as ‘rush’ as I can with my cane, and I *freeze*. It’s one of those rare occasions when both ends require relief and both want it NOW.

Do I poop first? Do I pee first? Ladies, you don’t know how good you got it that you can accomplish both tasks sitting down.

If I pee first I may poop and if I poop first I just might pee all over the place.

Welcome to the panic that is my life. Aren’t you glad you’re reading this?

Do I poop first? Do I pee first? Damn decisions!

Hawk (pee’d first)

3 Comments

  1. Chilly

    Yes, TMI.

    (But curiosity eats at my mind. You can’t do both when you sit?)

    Reply
  2. Hawk (Post author)

    Nope, I can’t.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *