I rush into the bathroom… Well, as ‘rush’ as I can with my cane, and I *freeze*. It’s one of those rare occasions when both ends require relief and both want it NOW.
Do I poop first? Do I pee first? Ladies, you don’t know how good you got it that you can accomplish both tasks sitting down.
If I pee first I may poop and if I poop first I just might pee all over the place.
Welcome to the panic that is my life. Aren’t you glad you’re reading this?
Do I poop first? Do I pee first? Damn decisions!
Hawk (pee’d first)