June 1st, 2009: Hurricane Season Begins.

Aww, crap, it’s that time of the year again. Time to stock up on water, ramen noodles, toilet paper and canned ravioli. I wish I could afford a generator but they scare the crap out of me anyhow. Then again spending weeks looking at the house across the street with the lights and A/C running while we sat in the dark sweating sucked ass.

Let’s see what the Hurricane Center has for predictions this year:

Forecasters say there is a 70 percent chance of having nine to fourteen named storms, of which four to seven could become hurricanes, including one to three major hurricanes (Category 3, 4 or 5).

Well, that could be worse…

Hawk (does NOT enjoy hurricanes)


  1. Frosty

    Hey! No math!

    Did you just say “weeks” with no lights or AC? Does that mean “weeks” without internet? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?

    Good luck. I have a feeling I wouldn’t like hurricane’s either. Specially since I get scared whenever the wind really blows OR there is thunder. Both together? In massive porportions? I’ll take an East Coast winter over that any day.

  2. Hawk (Post author)

    It was hell. Pure Hell. July and August in Florida without even a fan.


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