The number of things you bump the side of your foot into without even realizing you’re doing it. The shampoo bottle in the shower. The edge of your desk. Stepping on the transition ‘lump’ between carpeted and tile floors. The partially closed door when your hands are full.
That is, you don’t realize you’re doing these things until you’ve got a broken toe on the foot you’re doing them with. THEN you notice, oh my yes, you do notice then. Not only do you notice but anyone within fifty or so feet is going to notice too… or at least hear about it.
Man this sucks. If you look closely, though I don’t recommend it, you can see the lump where the bone is sorta sticky uppy.
Hawk (double gimp with a limp)