Dear ESPN…

Just wanted to let you know:

Poker is not a sport.
A spelling bee is not a sport.
Putt-Putt Golf can only be considered a sport if you’re very, very gay.

Please, for the love of the gods, go back to broadcasting SPORTS! And while you’re at it, no more of the World’s Smallest Nads…I mean Steroid Man…umm, Strongest Man contests. Does anyone really care who can drag a bus the farthest with their teeth?

Hawk (who’d like to see more baseball)

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