Okay, who hired the hitman?

Someone, it appears, wants me dead or so implies this email I received the other day…

READ CAREFULLY…….VERY CAREFULLY (I WANT TO HELP YOU)‏
From: UNKNOWN (h.kumeski@[removed].com)
Sent: Mon 12/07/09 4:42 PM
To:

Good day,

This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer.It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations he leveled against you.Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides, this is the first time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you,that is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.

Lucky you!

Anyone know where I can pick up some cheap body armor?

Hawk (in hiding)

4 Comments

  1. Jes

    really??

    Reply
  2. Chilly

    WEIRD!!

    Reply
  3. Frost

    If I got that email I would FREAK THE F OUT. Dude.

    Are they asking for money? Did you contact the police?

    Reply

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