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Prosepra Ultimate Jade Massager with Heat

They claim there are real jade stones in this massager and that jade; ‘is rich in calcium, magnesium and iron, essential minerals for your body’. I really don’t know how those benefit me while wrapped in a nylon and vinyl package.

Another claim they make is the massager is portable. There are no carry handles on the massager itself. I found it to be quite heavy and bulky at nearly nine pounds and hard to move about the house. I can’t see using something this bulky in an office situation.

The unit is large, 17.7 x 13 x 4.5, I tried using it in three chairs and on the couch. Nowhere was it really comfortable putting it’s bulk between myself and the seating surface. The power cord is ridiculously short. You’ll have to hope for a seat right next to a power outlet or use an extension cord.

The massage heads are hard, nearly painful even on low settings. The adjustability of the intensity however is rather impressive, there is quite a large range of settings easily controlled by the wired remote. They did little to nothing for my lower back pain. It was a little more effective on my upper back but getting the unit positioned and keeping it there was nearly impossible. It did, when placed on the floor and against the couch, make my calves feel a bit better. I couldn’t find a comfortable way at all to use this on my neck. Either it was sliding down my back or the heads not touching my neck were hitting me in the back of the head.

The heat was almost unnoticeable. It took at least twenty minutes for me to feel any real warmth from the unit and the instructions clearly state it should not be used for more than fifteen minutes at a time. I also noticed a distinct and rather unpleasant odor from the unit that went away after the first couple uses.

In all honesty I really just wasn’t impressed with the Prosepra Ultimate Jade Massager with Heat.

Two Stars.

Hawk (something else to stuff in the closet…)

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