Urgh! Theres nothing quite like the feeling of opening a package of saltine crackers for breakfast and eating a few… until you get to the one thats covered in bug silk and cracker crumbs. (Id have taken a picture but I was too busy trying not to throw up that I didnt think about it and tossed the near empty package un-photographed.) Of course now, about an hour later, Im getting some SERIOUS stomach cramps and pains. Today, I predict, is not going to be a good day.
But at least I didnt barf… yet.
Hawk (urp! Ork! Grop!)