Urgh! There’s nothing quite like the feeling of opening a package of saltine crackers for breakfast and eating a few… until you get to the one that’s covered in bug silk and cracker crumbs. (I’d have taken a picture but I was too busy trying not to throw up that I didn’t think about it and tossed the near empty package un-photographed.) Of course now, about an hour later, I’m getting some SERIOUS stomach cramps and pains. Today, I predict, is not going to be a good day.
But at least I didn’t barf… yet.
Hawk (urp! Ork! Grop!)
July 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Bleghghghghgghghghghg!!! Blegh! Ugh. Oh man. I’m sorry. One time, I bit into a cookie, and it was full of dead ants. I wouldn’t have even bothered to look inside the cookie except it tasted really peppery. Ants taste like pepper. What do saltine bugs taste like?
August 6, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Bug silk won’t kill ya. Won’t even upset your stomach. Been cookin’ w/ bug silk for longer’n you’ve been alive. Just adds a little protein, is all…
August 10, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Not that I would eat bug silk if I knew it was an ingredient it’s more knowing there WERE bugs crawling around on my crackers before I ate ‘em.