Urgh! There’s nothing quite like the feeling of opening a package of saltine crackers for breakfast and eating a few… until you get to the one that’s covered in bug silk and cracker crumbs. (I’d have taken a picture but I was too busy trying not to throw up that I didn’t think about it and tossed the near empty package un-photographed.) Of course now, about an hour later, I’m getting some SERIOUS stomach cramps and pains. Today, I predict, is not going to be a good day.

But at least I didn’t barf… yet.

Hawk (urp! Ork! Grop!)


  1. Frost

    Bleghghghghgghghghghg!!! Blegh! Ugh. Oh man. I’m sorry. One time, I bit into a cookie, and it was full of dead ants. I wouldn’t have even bothered to look inside the cookie except it tasted really peppery. Ants taste like pepper. What do saltine bugs taste like?

  2. Toots

    Bug silk won’t kill ya. Won’t even upset your stomach. Been cookin’ w/ bug silk for longer’n you’ve been alive. Just adds a little protein, is all…

  3. Hawk (Post author)

    Not that I would eat bug silk if I knew it was an ingredient it’s more knowing there WERE bugs crawling around on my crackers before I ate ’em.


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