Dumbass of the Week.
Yes, it’s only Monday but I have serious doubts anyone’s going to be able to out dumbass this guy…
Jonathan Lafever is accused of stealing several snakes (5) from a shed in the back yard of a licensed snake breeder. He was found by employees at a local WalMart in an aisle bleeding from multiple snake bite wounds. Among the snakes this dumbass stole were two Rock Rattlesnakes, which are the ones that bit the moron. He had to be airlifted to a hospital because the nearest one didn’t have any antivenin. He hasn’t been arrested yet. I guess the police are waiting to see if he survives. Dumbass!
Hawk (Smart enough to know if it rattles, don’t steal it!)