October 31, 2008 by Hawk.

Had to share this one I made for a contest last year:

Hawk (boo 2)

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October 28, 2008 by Hawk.

All guaranteed 100% true! Seriously! No, really… Would I lie to you?

Make clicken HERE.

Hawk (boo)

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October 25, 2008 by Hawk.

Speaking to a group of Space Coast Tiger Bay members (whoever the hell THEY are) Florida’s Chief Financial Officer, Alex Sink, predicted “Hard times here in Florida”.

Hawk (really hatin’ politics)

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October 24, 2008 by Hawk.

I really do. They’re calling my house with recordings, flooding my TV time with the same ads over and over again… Seriously they’re all lying sack of shit telling us what we want to hear and never intending to keep their promises (no state income tax my ass, Mr. Weicker!) to anyone.

But… then I see John Senile Old Fart McCain telling us he’s the one for the CHANGE we need in the government and yet here is his admitting to voting with Fucktard Bush 90% of the time.

So, if Bush is, if not the cause then a major part of the problem, and this asshole’s voted WITH him 90% of the time where the hell is the change supposed to come from?

Hawk (let’s elect a king… ME!)

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October 24, 2008 by Hawk.

Thirty eight years ago! High quality video available over at YouTube.
Look ma, no guitar!

Hawk (LOVES this band, man)

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October 17, 2008 by Hawk.

I really don’t… Of the three or four families that have lived in the only house we’re next to, these people… Man, they’re annoying. Especially since my bedroom is 5 feet from their ever busy driveway. Started out with a older couple, probably in their 50’s or late 40’s. They had a teenage son two large diesel pickups and a loud (LOUD) motorcycle. The teenage son had/has loud teenage punk friends with loud cars and loud car stereos. NONE of them talk they all yell, all the damn time they’ve even played basketball at 2 in the morning! They’ve got three weiner dogs, dachshunds, that aren’t trained or ever kept on leashes. They charge, barking their ear splitting little YAPS at anything that they see on ‘their’ street. They’ve menaced my mother when she’s gone out to get the mail or the paper. They’ll go after any dog, person, cat, bird or bit of fluff that wanders by. They’re out at all hours, the other day the little barky monsters woke me at 5:30 in the damn morning! About a year ago one of the couple’s daughters died and they took in the daughter’s kids. Ok, I feel for their loss, I really do but then their other daughter and her tribe moved in to help take care of the other kids. I swear there must be 12 - 15 people living in that house and it’s not all that large, maybe 1,700 - 2,000 square feet tops. Car doors slam at all hours. Someone works for the local power company and comes home for a nap or snack (or a quickie) at odd hours in the middle of the night.

Hawk (ready to call animal control)

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October 11, 2008 by Hawk.

Today, October 11th 2008, marks

without a cigarette!





Hawk (one freaking YEAR!)

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October 9, 2008 by Hawk.

Their recent ad campaign says they’re THE beer that said not to compromise, THE beer that said no to artificial ingredients. So I asked them, “What beers are you comparing yours to that DO have artificial ingredients?” I myself looked around at quite a few beer sites (both brewer and fan sites) and discounting light/lite beer and those lime flavored piss bottles I couldn’t find one beer that was even rumored to have anything other than natural ingredients in it.

Hawk (likes Guinness…)

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October 8, 2008 by Hawk.

Chewbroccoli, damn, that’s amusing…

Hawk (on the Darth side of the farm)

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October 5, 2008 by Hawk.

My incredibly talented, twisted, warped and weird friend, Jared, is once again doing his month long Strange Halloween spectacular. Check it out.

Hawk (will dredge up his old spooky stories soon)

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