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October 31, 2009 by Hawk.
To whom it may concern;
Books are not, I repeat, NOT, chew toys. While you may be oblivious and immune to your beloved dog’s (cat, gerbil, ferret, mongoose, turtle, llama, Bolivian musk ox, what have you) dried drool I on the other hand and seriously creeped out when encountering the dried, crusty, silvery remains of your pet’s slobber.
Additionally, when you crush a bug (ok, it could have been a fairy or a very small person, whatever) between the pages could you do people the courtesy of scraping the carcass out of the book before you return it to the library? Thanks.
Hawk (grossed out)
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